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Geek Girls rule!!!


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Βρισκόμαστε λίγο πριν τα Χριστούγεννα και όλα είναι γιορτινά. Τα Greek Geek Girls θέλησαν απόψε να σας διασκεδάσουν με τον δικό τους μοναδικό τρόπο και να σας χαλαρώσουν από μια κουραστική ημέρα… Πάμε λοιπόν!!

 

Why Geek Girls rule

1. They are generally available.

2. Other men will tend not to steal them.

3. They can fix things.

4. Your computer will love them.

5. They're smart.

Where the Geek Girls lurks

While they are often into alternative music, geek girls tend not to go to shows too often. Instead you'll find them hanging out with their friends, discussing the latest hardware revolution or perfecting their Bill Gates impressions. You know how some people wear t-shirts with their favorite bands on them, thus showing that they went to certain shows? Well, geek girls wear t-shirts with the logos of different software companies on them, thus showing that they are up on the latest releases.

Geek Girl Lifestyles

The geek girl has long work habits and tends to bring her work home with her. She seems permanently connected to her hard disk. You must at least appear interested in her work. Generally, a solid nme-cloud-kit-deploymentunderstanding of the computer is a must; if you cannot master this, you should at least be able to talk the talk. Remember most geeks are anal and they get stressed about details which appear insignificant. Be understanding, put on your best face and empathize.


To relax, geeks love to play the latest computer games. Let her play Tomb Raider III if she wants to. Act concerned if she's stuck or has just been erased. Some geeks love to try to help people on the internet who say that they are stuck in a game. She comes up with clever riddles instead of directing them point blank. Geeks also like to go to sci-fi and Japanese animated movies, again, a basically harmless vent for your woman.

 

One last thing

Because they have been so abused and ignored by society, many geek girls have gone underground. You may actually know some and just haven't noticed it. They often feel resentful, and misunderstood, and it is important to realize this as you grow closer to them. Don't ever try to force the issue, or make crazy demands that she choose between her computer and you. Remember, her computer has been there for her whole life; you are a new interloper she hasn't quite grasped yet.

Geek girls thrive on mystery and love challenges and intellectual puzzles. Don't you consider yourself one? Wouldn't you like a little intellectual stimulation of your own? We thought so.

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Καλά Χριστούγεννα σε όλους 
                              Greek Geek Girls “3G”

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Χμμμμ! Λίγο food for thought με διαφορετικούς λόγους για τους οποίους τα Geek Girls Rule!

 

Geek Girls rule for so many other reasons. They are not just smarter and know how to fix things. They can look like normal next door girls that nobody knows what their profession is and this may turn out to be the trickiest puzzle you had to solve in your life.... [;)]

 

In particular they may:

1. Be outgoing and social

2. Have non-IT girl friends

3. Have manicures, pedicures and go to their hairdresser regularly

4. Dress in designer clothes and shoes

5. Go to Spas

6. Go to church or just believe in God

7. Love cooking (and be GOOD at it!) for their friends, family or for that special someone, who has touched their hearts but not their servers

8. Be slim, athletic and into healthy eating habits

9. Love art

10. Love sailing, playing basketball, watching football, skiing, swimming and all those non-IT related activities

11. Like reading novels once in a while instead of Microsoft Exam books

12. Like watching ‘Grey’s Anatomy” and “Private Practice” instead of “The IT Crowd”

13. Like “The devil wears Prada” besides “Avatar” and “The Matrix”

14. Like being touched and hugged instead of receiving emoticons and virtual flowers, although sometimes MSN or OCS may turn out to be a useful tool to build and/or break a relationship....

15. Walk into an IT event and have everyone think they work in… Marketing because they look sooo Woman-like

16. Have a heart to give and be emotional, although they may not have practiced enough in their lives

17. Get hurt – in that case their laptop and servers may the best next thing to get over it and make them remember what they are worth!

18. Above all, Geek Girls are smart enough to know that they have to work twice as hard as men to gain recognition and respect from the … male IT crowd.

19. And finally… believe me, they may NOT be available!

 

[:)] Σας εύχομαι Καλές Γιορτές και όχι απαραίτητα Geek Christmas!

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