atsouch Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Είναι πολύ παλιό (πάνω από 15ετία) αλλά οι νέοι δεν θα τα ξέρουν. Για αρχή χρειάζεστε κάποιο Unix box. Ότι αρχίζει με % είναι σε C shell και με $ σε Bourne. Προσοχή στους χαρακτήρες... % ar m God ar: God does not exist % "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. % \(- (-: Command not found. % sh $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not found 'How would you describe a girl without a boyfriend? Unmatched '. [ Synonym for lost? Missing ]. '' Mom, I want to go out with Bob. '' : Permission denied. % What is wrong with philosophy? %: Too many arguments. %; What does "unemployed" mean? %: No current job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefteris Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Πολύ καλό! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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