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Είναι πολύ παλιό (πάνω από 15ετία) αλλά οι νέοι δεν θα τα ξέρουν. Για αρχή χρειάζεστε κάποιο Unix box. Ότι

αρχίζει με % είναι σε C shell και με $ σε Bourne. Προσοχή στους

χαρακτήρες...

 

 

 

% ar m God

 

ar: God does not exist

 

 

 

% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?

 

Unmatched ".

 

 

 

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?

 

Missing

].                                                                   

 

 

 

 

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?

 

Modifier failed.

 

 

 

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?  

 

Too many ('s.

 

 

 

% make love

 

Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.

 

 

 

% sleep with me

 

bad character

 

 

 

% got a light?

 

No match.

 

 

 

% man: why did you get a divorce?

 

man:: Too many arguments.

 

 

 

% ^What is saccharine?

 

Bad substitute.

 

 

 

% %blow

 

%blow: No such job.

 

 

 

% \(-

 

(-: Command not found.

 

 

 

% sh

 

 

 

$ drink

 

bottle: cannot open

 

opener: not found

 

 

 

'How would you describe a girl without a boyfriend?

 

Unmatched '.

 

 

 

[ Synonym for lost?

 

Missing ].

 

 

 

'' Mom, I want to go out with Bob. ''

 

: Permission denied.

 

 

 

% What is wrong with philosophy?

 

%: Too many arguments.

 

 

 

%; What does "unemployed" mean?

 

%: No current job.

 

 

 

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